May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...
I may or may not have had some library return issues this week. I knew being required by the schools to open an account for both of my boys was bad news bears. I knew I would forget to check each individual account. I knew it and it happened. 13 overdue books on my oldest littles' account. Overdue by a week. As I type, he is scouring the dvds looking for a math dvd we checked out and haven't seen since we took it out of the library. So my train of thought immediately hits, "How much is that going to cost to replace"?
I may or may not have found matching twin beds on overstock that I fell in love with. Fell in love with and showed my littles who in turn fell in love with them. I thought how perfect this was, I found beds that weren't bunk beds that they both loved. Victory! Click on the add to cart only to find out what I thought was the price for the bedset (because in the description it said: bedset) was just for the footboard and headboard. It was $250 more to have the full bed for a price of $501 a bed! And then there's tax. Poor form! Poor form.
I may or may not have had to eat just shy of 5lbs of mashed potatoes with that goat's milk all week. Terrible stuff. Sometimes it doesn't pay to try new things. My tummy hurts and I'm nauseous after eating it. But, by jove, it will be eaten. One more serving to go. Just one more serving and I'm free! Free to go back to eating sand from rice milk.
I may or may not have been attacked by a praying mantis. This insect is super cool and we find them often on our walks. The boys cornered it on the sidewalk -- not touching it, but sufficiently scaring it by their presence. It decided to come near me. I thought it was attracted to my running shoes and let it climb up my shoe for "safety". One second later it was charging up my shoe toward my ankle with claws open! I was able to quickly remove my foot from the shoe -- nanoseconds before the praying mantis got me. I was left curious about what the claws would feel like. Horribly sharp or more of a tickle? Worry not, the praying mantis was returned unharmed via my shoe to the grass.
I may or may not have watched my first episode of Gilmore Girls ever on Netflix this week. How did I manage to go through life without seeing an episode before this? I know! I didn't have tv for six crucial years. 2000-2006. And ever after we got bunny ears, I didn't start using them until the middle of 2007 when I was very pregnant. Lots of great tv shows happened during that time. But now with binge watching, my husband and I are catching up. In three days, I may or may not have gotten to season 2. Two of those days, half the family was sick, including me.
I may or may not have had to eat just shy of 5lbs of mashed potatoes with that goat's milk all week. Terrible stuff. Sometimes it doesn't pay to try new things. My tummy hurts and I'm nauseous after eating it. But, by jove, it will be eaten. One more serving to go. Just one more serving and I'm free! Free to go back to eating sand from rice milk.
I may or may not have been attacked by a praying mantis. This insect is super cool and we find them often on our walks. The boys cornered it on the sidewalk -- not touching it, but sufficiently scaring it by their presence. It decided to come near me. I thought it was attracted to my running shoes and let it climb up my shoe for "safety". One second later it was charging up my shoe toward my ankle with claws open! I was able to quickly remove my foot from the shoe -- nanoseconds before the praying mantis got me. I was left curious about what the claws would feel like. Horribly sharp or more of a tickle? Worry not, the praying mantis was returned unharmed via my shoe to the grass.
I may or may not have watched my first episode of Gilmore Girls ever on Netflix this week. How did I manage to go through life without seeing an episode before this? I know! I didn't have tv for six crucial years. 2000-2006. And ever after we got bunny ears, I didn't start using them until the middle of 2007 when I was very pregnant. Lots of great tv shows happened during that time. But now with binge watching, my husband and I are catching up. In three days, I may or may not have gotten to season 2. Two of those days, half the family was sick, including me.
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