May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...

I may or may not be at my wits end with pests this year. Snakes, mice, spiders, aphids and now fleas! We don't even have pets! They are getting us in the yard. Luckily, just my husband and I have fallen prey to their bites. Nevertheless, I'm pissed with the plague of pests that has befallen our household. I have heard that there was an extra hatching of bugs this year due to the nice Spring we experienced. And I am paranoid and itchy in fear of attack. 

I may or may not have stolen rather borrowed $2 cash from my son's piggy bank so I didn't have to use assorted coins to purchase a boys winter coat from a neighbor. Shamefully, I haven't paid him back because I have not decided whether to use bills or coins. 

I may or may not have been informed that there is absolutely no way to identify the difference between a baby bull snake and baby rattler. None at all. They look exactly the same. This is not comforting considering we rehomed a baby bull or rattle snake recently from our back yard. I am choosing to believe it was not a rattle snake that we saved. Keep repeating that and I may actually believe it...

I may or may not have injured myself coloring. Yup, that's right too much coloring for my wrists and they are out of commission. Oh the perils of motherhood. 
And thus completes this entry. The wrists must rest.