May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...

I may or may not have put my just about 8 year old in 3T swim shorts and they fit just fine at the pool.

I may or may not have done the whole back to school thing this morning with my shorts unzipped. Didn't realize it until I got home. I don't think anybody noticed...

I may or may not have spent some time going through boys and girls Irish names and discovered I named my eldest - Salmon. I named him Fish. All time mother fail right there! I wonder if this nickname/joke will stick. 

Just to give a perspective on how bad that is: my name means pure. My husband's: prince. My littlest: Yahweh has been gracious.

Miscommunication may or may not have happened and a hose was left on all night and turned the play yard into a swimming pool.

I may or may not be still in denial that school has started -- even though it started this morning.

The entire last week we have been in a code red for air quality due to the PNW just being completely on fire. This is what I look like driving -- just doing errands or driving a getaway car?