May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...

I may or may have taken on an official position at the historical farmhouse as head of the garden committee. This seems like a totally reasonable time to start a new job. I mean attending meetings, giving recruitment speeches, asking people to sign up for watering six days a week for six months and mowing on Saturdays, and creating a schedule for it, running emails, training volunteers, asking for donations from businesses that all have a different method of forms to fill out - in person, online, official letterhead. On top of working my tail off 15+ hours cleaning up the property with my family. See totally the smart move. Resume builder for when I have to get a job after not “working” for 20 years. 

I may or may not have been on a candida diet and the side effects of the anti fugal pills has been too much. Dizziness and feelings of doom like I won’t wake up when I go to bed and some unpleasantness with my bowels has added to my life going smooth as pie this month. I’ve asked to change meds. Just waiting to hear back. I don’t think I am being unreasonable. 

My darling husband has had to find a job out of state. He’s applied for 70 jobs here and only been granted two interviews. He got both jobs but we’re not willing to work for 48k and no benefits or 60k - we could not eat on that salary. The same type jobs pay 90k where my amazing parents live. They have graciously allowed my darling husband to live with them during the week. So for six months we will only see each other on the weekends he can fly home. We are planning on an extended visit to the grands this summer. Say a prayer for us cause man o man this is going to be hard. 

My charming child may or may not have decided we are now a fishing family after watching Laura Ingalls school an experienced adult at fishing for catfish with her dough balls. My darling husband is in heaven! He’s been waiting for this. Thankfully our library has pokes and tackle boxes to check out to see if this sticks before buying the gear. 

I may or may not have to take extra b12 vitamins because the 62,000 % of daily value was not enough. How is that possible you ask? I know crazy. Genetic mutation. 

I may or may not still be working on the enormous blanket my charming child started with his yarn. We’ve now gone twice to get more yarn. So far it’s up to a $40 project. I wouldn’t spend that in a store on a blanket! So crafting strikes again! It’s the experience that counts right? 

I may or may not have deep cleaned my house on Saturday because sneezing from spring waking up began. I have the roomba running daily in their room in hopes of actually sleeping the next few months. It’s shocking to see how much gets picked up daily. 

A fish that I may or may not have wanted jumped tank through a tiny slit. I thought it had been eaten by his tank buddy until it was found on the counter behind the tank. No hard feelings about it. The charming child told me he took care of it. Impressed I asked if he flushed it. Nope, I put it in the trash up there. Nawh bro, you’ve got to flush it or put it in the outdoor trash. No fish funerals here.