May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...

I may or may have completely forgotten to put a field trip to our historic farmhouse in my calendar and missed it this morning. Oh no! How will my charming children get socialized? I am chalking it up to week three of single parenting and just dropping the ball somewhere was bound to happen. 

I may or may not have pulled out of my dryer from one load of laundry: 20 flower seeds a charming child collected and left in pockets, two molars yup you read that right human teeth that were lost last week and apparently put in pockets - a downside of not doing the tooth fairy gig, and a large amount of string that ensnared the clothes so tightly, wound in knots that I had to use scissors no less than seven times to free the clothes. 

I may or may not have moved the outgrown bookshelf to the garage when we got the new one and for some reason my darling husband laid it down and we found a teeny black widow doing it’s job killing spiders that came by the web. He killed it but sheesh it was in my house. Thankfully I’m a reasonable person who realizes our danger level was very low because they hide. But it makes me think it’s payback for killing the one outside minding its own business last year. 

I may or may not have told a group of ladies I can’t do what you’re asking me to do and they said oh sure you can, you have a month. I cried behind my sunglasses and thankfully had a group of people came to  help me complete it. But I said I can’t, not that I don’t have time. 

I may or may not have outgrown my shorts that I live in during the summer. Nope kids, outgrowing things as an adult does not mean I got taller. 

I may or may not have so many things on my plate homeschooling and running a household that laundry is once again hanging out in what’s becoming a folded mountain on my bedroom floor.  I’d been doing so well at putting it away for so long but it is what it is. 

I may or may not understand how it takes 50% of your data to use gps in one day. This feat has been accomplished by my darling husband who claims he’s not using data for anything else so is his phone just extra special?

I may or may not have taken to putting the charming children to bed and then instead of making myself a meal snacking on gf bread in my bed to fill my tummy and fall asleep. Award winning habit right there  folks. Do not follow suit.