May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...

I may or may not have been watching too many Canadian shows lately and adopted the long o in my accent. Pro gress is the one tripping me up mostly. I catch accents too quickly. By product of the Army. 

I may or may not have scraped the passenger side mirror on the garage wood frame. For the second time. They stick out further than mine. With elbow grease the white paint comes off. His not mine.

My husband may or may not have asked me to take an inch off his hair. I took 3 1/2. To get it even. 

I unpacked a bunch of boxes from my grandmas house. There may or may not be empty boxes hanging out on my patio. For some reason I feel like I'm supposed to give them to someone to use instead of breaking them down and recycling them. I still have three boxes of stuff I've yet to figure out where to put it. Including the awesome 1939 radio. It's hanging out on my kitchen counter.

I may or may not have met a lady at the pool whom I really liked. Like a stalker sent her a friend request. Didn't hear back within 18 hours and canceled the request because the wait just feels like rejection. No one else behaves this way do they?

I've been on a sea kelp kick. I use it with my skincare and in my hair. I was excited to see sea kelp prepackaged noodles that I could actually eat! When you can't have gluten, soy, dairy, nuts, eggs, honey, coconut, or high fiber things like sea kelp noodles sound exciting to eat. I may or may not have consumed half the package of noodles for lunch as a stir fry. And within minutes had a huge stomach ache. I looked up can sea kelp cause stomach aches? Google answered: sea kelp noodles are a laxative. Yup, best and fastest acting one I've ever had. That was a rough day.

I may or may not be contemplating whether going to church is against an introverts' nature. A set time every week for mandatory group socializing with no escape route whether you're in the mood or not to be around people.