May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...

In a matter of five minutes my husband may or may not have killed a spider the size of a sand dollar on our stairs and a cricket on his night stand. Happy fall y'all!

Hey remember on Facebook last week when my littles climbed the ten ft pergola with the overgrown wisteria and honeysuckle? My little lost a flip flop up there. We may or may not find it this winter in the deep cold. It can't be found in the jungle now. 

I watched a Frontline this week about Saudi Arabia. My little may or may not have been shirking bedtime and decided he was extremely interested in the show. I said oookay buddy, it's a bit intense. Yes, it's exciting Mommie. The next night he had nightmares about the ISIS monsters coming to get him because he is a Christian. Don't we all my darling? Yeah I hoped this would not happen but really who is surprised? 

I may or may not have walked into my kitchen to find two littles deep in project and 200+ leaves on my floor. That's exactly what my instructions were for making the fall foliage wreaths. Exactly. 

I may or may not have looked at the weather forecast and saw rain for the next five days. Great, I'm not going to feel well until next Wednesday. I may or may not have been proved correct.  A massive  storm system came through. My heart didn't take well to the pressure change. I passed out cold. Knocked over a broom and barstool. Didn't understand where I was or why I was on the ground when I came to. The next day I thought man these bruises hurt on my pinkie, elbow, head, and ribs and I don't remember what I did to get them! Right, I passed out cold from the pressure war. Nice. The next time a typhoon hits the pnw, we are out of here! I'm over here wearing sea bands for stability.

I may or may not have pulled out shoes purchased over summer for fall and one was a 3.5 and the other 2.5. I'm having shoe fiascos these days.

I may or may not have made Two trips to Walmart in a day. Need to take a third trip cause we just can't seem to get it together. Car battery died at grocery store. Husband leaving town this week. Scrambling to find best option for battery replacement by the end of today. We did. Well my husband did.

I may or may not finally have the Mountain of Laundry tackled in my room. This after complaints from my littles about me not doing my job. But really because I have company arriving this week.  But after last weeks'  magazine laundry fiasco that never was remedied, I've a huge pile needing to be washed.