May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...

I may or may not have become an absolute beginner at crocheting this week. I watched a few YouTube videos and learned two stitched and completed a scarf for one little and an infinity scarf for the other little. The infinity scarf turns out to have 20% wool - I assumed, and you know what they say about assuming, that it was the same as the other color I bought by the same brand. So I have a peacock infinity scarf that one little won't wear cause it's too itchy - it is- and too small for me. 

I may or may not have accidentally stayed at the pool for three hours on Friday because friends kept showing up and of course we wanted to see them. They don't heat our pool water and I had to keep moving to survive the cold. Enter in my water polo stationary exercises. I think I egg beatered for an hour straight at one point and I'd been doing my exercises in the pool for two hours at that point. Here we are at Monday and my body is still recovering.

I may or may not have employed all of my boys with rearranging all the living room storage cabinets to hold all our homeschool books. A dear fellow homeschool friend is world schooling and generously gave us a huge amount of resources that weren't making the trip. We are stuffed to the brim with books and I don't know how we are going to house the books that will inevitably find their way home with me in the future. 

We may or may not have lost an expensive book from the library. A $25 Audubon star gazing field guide book my little has spent the last five months committing to memory. All of a sudden, it's gone. The three boys looked everywhere and then I looked EVERYWHERE, cause it's not really lost until the mom can't find it.  And I can't find it. 

At the check out of Hobby Lobby - the third place we hit to find the correct size crochet hook - my little was wearing prescription sunglasses and the cashier made reference to " I like to wear my sunglasses at night" and was met with blank stares. She commented that it was a song that we should very well know cause there was no way we were younger than her. She told us to look it up, we did while waiting for the littles to buckle up. It came out when I was two. How old do we look?? 

We may or may not have left a goodbye party and missed out on the cops showing up. Kids playing and music apparently is too much a violation to some neighbors. You know crazy stuff. 

I may or may not have read a great book on a North Korean pilot who defected during the Korean War. He mentioned that he did 100 push ups daily until he was 80 and then he cut back to 60 daily. I asked my  darling husband to adopt this plan and to my surprise he agreed and has kept it up for a solid two weeks. I told him I was jealous cause I can't join in the challenge because they make me pass out since my ticker gets very confused and doesn't work properly. 

There may or may not be a shortage of individual toilet brush cleaners. We couldn't find them at Target or Walmart. Yes, I throw them out after cleaning. I usually am able to buy a bunch at a time, but no dice this time. It's leaving me confused, like did people really buy them out because of the eclipse media hype about everyone descending upon our town?