May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have... I 

I may or may not have had two Wednesdays this week.  Did you? It meant we missed our Thrusday music class at the library. 

I may or may not have had a really rough transition back to adulting after such a great Thanksgiving in the mountains with dear friends. 

I may or may not have gone Ice skating during the homeschool deal day. I maybe wanted to take out two mid 20s men, who were easily over 6ft, for being out of control around my kids. I was about three feet from one of them, thinking about knocking him down by throwing an elbow and cutting him off, when I decided to just leave the rink.  I saved his life - he just doesn't know how much he was in danger from a mama bear who can ice skate really, really well. You don't want to tango with me on the ice when I feel you are endangering my littles by your bad choices. 

I may or may not have gone to the Eddie Bauer outlet next to the ice rink cause I had a ten dollar gift certificate burning a hole in my email. The whole store was 50% off and clearance 60% off. Needless to say I did not come out with one thing as planned.

I made a 2 and some change lb roast. I may or may not have thought it would give us two meals. It did not. It gave us one. Apparently I've starved my darling husband of beef and he needed three helpings. He did say he felt extra awesome today. So I guess that $27 meal was worth it.

I may or may not have bought more. I'm making it again today. I bought 2.5 lbs this time and was promised control this time.

I may or may not have had three radar machines, on the side of the road, clock me three miles less than what my car registered. Maybe this has something to do with the running joke on our neighborhood fb page about Subarus being slow. Maybe.