May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...

I may or may not have a broken dishwasher and now a broken hot water heater. We are really hoping that it’s still under warranty. What a week!  Hot shower, nope. Wash dishes, nope. At least I can do laundry with cold water. 

I may or may not have sprayed carpet cleaner instead of veggie wash on my lettuce because someone, not me, didn’t put it in the right place. 

I may or may not have started addressing my Christmas cards while watching the kickoff of Hallmark Christmas movies for the season. 

I may or may not tried to wear my contacts again and it was fine on my eye injury but they were like suction cups which means still wearing my glasses. I have an eye appointment so hopefully they recommend a brand for dry eyes. It’s just so dry here. 

I may or may not have tried on twenty different bras in the last month with no luck. What are your go to brands? 

I may or may not have survived single parenting while recovering only to find out that the person my darling husband left us on his work trip to go support didn’t bother showing up in those three days and thus, got fired. 

I may or may not have planted 210 tulips in my yard. I get the bulbs at Home Depot this time of year for 50% off.  Cause I don’t have enough going on with fall clean up at the farmhouse and my yard. Waiting for spring here can be very long and tulips in April make it better. 

I may or may not finally figured out how to keep the meat and fish smell from permeating my house. Baking soda box, open on the counter. No where on the internet did it recommend this. But I figured if it works for the fridge it should work out of it as well. You’re welcome. 

I may or may not have a urine test show up on my hospital account that I did not take.  They insist I did. I’m certain I didn’t and so is my friend who was with me. Plus, I’d remember doing that since it breaks one of my life rules - using public toilets.