May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have...

I may or may have texted my husband there was a snake in our garage he needed to take care of when he got home. He responded can you please get the snake out? 
Why thank you husband for realizing I'm brave enough to handle this situation and asking me to do it. It just doesn't make my to do list today. 
My actual response: The hell I am.

I may or may not have discovered that my little is extremely allergic to cats. Break out in hives, can't stop coughing, eyes watering shut, possibly throat closing a bit allergic. It was a long night of little sleep on my end. The little doesn't remember the night at all. 

I may or may not have a broken ac. The circuit breaker keeps tripping. No ac when the highs are 97. No ac when your little is allergic to outside so we can't open windows to cool the house. We've been sleeping in the living room. And were also stoked our mini getaway fell during one night of the five days waiting for it to be fixed. We had ac at the hotel! 

My little may or may not have an on going storyline with characters: good Kate and bad Kate.  

I may or may not have purchased petunia hanging baskets for my little's kindergarten teachers at a wholesale nursery sale. When we gave them my little announced, "We bought you flowers and they were CHEAP!" The teachers laughed. I said well yes they were $2 each for full sized hanging baskets. Then gave them directions so they could get more.