May or May Not Monday

May or May-Not Monday: Where you can divulge the secrets of life's mishaps without feeling like a failure. So go on... own up. I may have... I 

I may or may not have thrown a bit of a tantrum over a Halloween costume my child has been dreaming of for the last year. I have to make a yarn beard and my first attempts have miserably failed and then lost it in front of my little who immediately said he didn't need a beard. Yeah you do kid. You just need a better  mother. 

I may or may not have decorated for Halloween for the first time ever more than pumpkins. I loved a neighbor a few streets over idea and may or may not have stolen it. Battery operated tea lights are hanging from a tree in our front yard and our front porch making a Harry Potter inspired scene - floating candles. 

My darling husband may or may not have stepped on a sliver of glass down the hall from where I did over a month ago. He is fine and it didn't get embedded, he was wearing socks to slow it down. Where is it coming from!?!?! I've cleaned the floors daily, meaning thirty times since I stepped on it! What in the world is going on with my floor?

A week ago my dear friend was shocked that my phone doesn't have a case. She said she would surely shatter the screen from dropping it so often. Lo and behold, it was spoken into my life. I kid you not my phone is shattered after three years of no case. I may or may not be waiting to see what the Black Friday sales will be and avoiding cutting my finger in the meantime. 

I may or may not receive a lot of grimacing emojis. I finally goggled why because I really couldn't possibly induce that much grimacing in my social media life. How could I annoy that many people to send me a grimace. Turns out it's that our phones don't translate the emojis well and default to grimace face. 

I may or may not have taken a 5.5 hour bath one evening. At every chapter of the book Rebecca, I just couldn't stop reading. It was too good to put done. It's one of the best stories I've ever read. Read it! Or watch the movie.